Ritual Landscape

Do they still do that thing in the Olympics where the host country has a demonstration sport, something they're keen to show the rest of the world? I'm going to write to Lord Sebastian Coe suggesting we have a texting-while-walking-through-large-crowds event in 2012. The two key reasons are: every single person in Britain does it all day long, and no one is any good at it. So if we can start getting some proper training in now, we'll be world beaters in three years' time.

Flippant, fatuous nonsense you say. And you'd be right.

My point remains.